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Osobní údaje
Jsem:
Joseph Coffeeman, muž, heterosexuální
Od:
Central Time, Kansas, Spojené státy americké
Hledám:
Žena, heteroflexibilní
Jazyky:
Angličtina
Vzdělání:
PhD / Dr / Postdoktorské
Povolání:
Monkey Business
Příjem:
Průměrné
Vztah:
Svobodný
Děti:
Ano, nežijeme spolu
Náboženství:
Katolík
Kouření:
Nikdy
Pití:
Několikrát týdně
Znamení:
Vodnář
Jak vypadám
Národnost:
Bílé
Typ těla:
Atletická
Délka vlasů:
Krátká
Barva vlasů:
Jiné
Barva očí:
Hnědé
Výška:
5 stop 10 palců (178 cm)
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O mně

June 5, 2025
Three years and four months since my last entry here. A lot happened. My wife and I worked everything out okay, then had the best years ever, then she got sick and passed away. I just posted a little more detail in today's post. I hope you will read it.

February 27, 2022
Back into the woodwork. Me and looking at pictures of other women is still not sustainable. Either porn will be the end of my marriage or marriage will be the end of porn for me. Bye everyone. See note December 9 2020 for a little background. Ciao!

February 11, 2022
https://xhamster.com/videos/facial-xhhXYTl
Pretty sure she says "Coffee makes you so fucking big" at the beginning before he unloads it all over her face and hair.

But that's my point. Coffee is good for you and good for sex. She didn't say anything about the taste. Coffee is probably not so good for the taste. Open to comments.

December 9, 2020
Please read my most recent post to understand my absence. Ciao.

November 20, 2020
I like galleries that amass views as much as anyone. Something tells me my book and coffee galleries will not get a lot of views, but the intelligence of the viewers will make up for their small numbers.

November 6, 2020
Finally getting around to posting my first gallery focused on pretty women and coffee, or at least coffee cups. I was going through the collection and found I have enough color photos for 14 galleries of 30 photos each. Goodness. Then there's the black-and-white ones....


September 5, 2020
I have just found the ultimate woman, thanks to https://xhamster.com/users/wedgebob - not only do I like coffee, but I like a small waist, petite breasts, a fit woman, and short hair. About all that is left is buttsex! Does anyone know if this woman likes buttsex?


August 21, 2020 - FRIENDSHIP REQUESTS

My goal is not to have a large number of friends.

I am not here to flirt with women, but straight-up and frank conversation with women about sexually intellectual topics of mutual interest is absolutely welcome. (To state the obvious here on xhamster, I have few if any women "friends" which is interesting).

Let's start with the most important thing: If you want to be my friend here, I am curious ... why?

I will always take a look at your profile. Sometimes the answer is obvious. Like me, you have great taste in healthy and fit short-haired women, coffee, books, travel, romance, the tropics, erotic photography/videography, buttsex, or you concur sperm can be revered. If we are kindred souls, then hey, you're on.

I wish it was always that easy, but it's not. Hint: Don't make me work. I'm here to have a good time.

If you take the initiative to write me a private message, that will absolutely get my attention. Be articulate. Take your best shot. I prefer to not wonder what you're thinking.

Those things above go the distance for me.

May 22, 2020

Last night a contractor drunk-texted my wife thinking she had been accidentally blocked on his phone, because he was not receiving her texts. Her texts to him were about contracting. Thinking that was true both ways, that she was not seeing his texts either, he took the opportunity to write her what he really thought of her. It involved things like bending her over, licking her to multiple orgasms, and an obligatory mention of her riding him in reverse cowgirl. (I told her she should text back, "At least pull my hair").

My wife turned to me and said, "I have no idea what 'reverse cowgirl' is." I smiled and told her I would show her sometime. I think she rolled her eyes because she knows I am a consumer of porn, though she wishes I was not. I think she wants for herself to be all the girl I would ever want.

She is very close to being that. She is certainly all the girl I have.

May 1 2020
Posted a nice compliment to an old favorite. I've been doing Spring Cleaning and turned up an old directory with their movies. The top one is the new one, the bottom one is the old favorite.
Deft Cumsuck with CIM 02 above
Short-haired Woman Takes her Pleasure below
April 10 2020

Wondering if Naked Chemistry is a college course or an Olympic event.

April 5 2020
It's reassuring that at 62 years old, I have not stopped learning. I was talking to a young friend on here who is a lesbian woman. I sought her take about making love to a woman. She got me thinking about things a little differently than I had. To make a long story short, Thursday I applied her advice, and worked my wife up so high that when I finally got my tongue on her clitoris, she popped after only four ... strokes.

I've been going down on this woman for 31 years. She has always come really quickly. I've been the cat that got the canary with a lover like that who comes in a minute to a minute and a half. But my friend has showed me how to get my wife off in less than 10 seconds. My mind is officially blown, and by a 26 year old lesbian. There is officially hope for the future!

March 15 2020
A couple weeks ago, while surfing, I discovered the work of a wonderful artist - thank you littlemop for turning me on to Hélène Boutanos:

If you want to know more about Hélène Boutanos go read littlemop's post about her: https://xhamster.com/posts/9690231

MY STORY

Wings recently clipped after my wife asked me to end a nearly-decade-long and fabulous affair, I am looking forward to settling down for good after trading the voluntary wing-clipping for her returning to her former level of physical fitness, swallowing my seed every once in a while, and agreeing to explore her spectacular butt together. Well, and all that other marriage vow stuff. Some say I drive a hard bargain. On the plus side, I know what I want, I know how to say it, and I think it never changes. I guess she knows what she wants, too....
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SissyGirlHot
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hello
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PIFFSPROMOPAGE
PIFFSPROMOPAGE před 24 dny/ů
Thank u the add great page & content, by all the great comments, words of encouragement & inspiration to us creators, artist & adult entertainment entrepreneurs etc. we appreciate you & ur support so u have mines as well much respect to you 💪🏾 & glad u discovered 1 of my hidden legendary promopages starring & directed by me enjoy…
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Java-Joe
Java-Joe Host před 3 měsíce/ů
Please follow the directions above under August 21, 2020.
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Java-Joe
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do Themilkman618 : Not really my type.  Thanks anyway.
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Themilkman618
Themilkman618 před 12 měsíce/ů
Feel free to add me
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rodell59
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do Java-Joe : Thank you
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Java-Joe
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do rodell59 : I wish you the best on that.  I'll PM next.
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rodell59
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do Java-Joe : Wherever my libido takes me
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Java-Joe
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do rodell59 : Tell me more.  Congrats on your new-found freedom.  Where do you think you'll go from here?
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rodell59
rodell59 před 1 rok
Please add
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ChrisJulien786 před 1 rok
do Java-Joe : Hey, Thanks for your answer. You asked why I want to be added. You have a very good taste in your choice of galery. A good taste in what you like. That's sexy, erotic... Not vulgar. This is why I'd like to be added as friend Chris
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Java-Joe
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do ChrisJulien786 : Hey Chris.  Thanks for asking.  Check above under August 21 2020 which explains why I don't have a lot of friends.  Tell me more about why you want to be added?
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skiline36
skiline36 před 1 rok
Cool profile!!! Hot video)))                
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ofmyedge před 2 roky/let
Superb vids and faves, pls add me 
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ChrisJulien786 před 2 roky/let
Hi So nice gals ! Is it possible to be added as friend ? Thanks in advance Chris
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Java-Joe
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Why thank you.  The wind kind of went out of my sails when my wife asked me to distance myself from porn, at the same time as xhamster put the screws on content.
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freddymelbourne před 2 roky/let
Very solid collection.
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soniosonia
soniosonia před 2 roky/let
Nice profile. Please add us as friends
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Java-Joe
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do monsieurpig : Such a compliment. Thank you!
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monsieurpig
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hot content :D
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hot vids
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add me bro
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komtuvoi
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Please add me thank you
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amazingmendonca před 2 roky/let
Hey where do you have source for this video you uploaded? Please I wanna know haha https://xhamster.com/videos/anal-internal-cumshot-03-11576626
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Java-Joe
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Well thanks! I had to weed through a lot of inferior material :-)
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Java-Joe
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do letmeaste : Oh yeah.  Laurie Cameron.  Game over!
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letmeaste
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Thank you!
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Java-Joe
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do Big38Ffan : Bless you, friend. Merry Christmas!
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Big38Ffan
Wonderful profile
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Laurie Cameron is fire!
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