bigkenftw

Always liked porn.Well rounded for a man who owned porn as a kid.My mom picked me up from the bus stop once to tell me the material under my mattress,"was for grown men.Not still wet behind the ears little boys." Then she,being the main disciplinarian,surprisingly,,left it alone.l o l ! Don't laugh it ain't funny.I recently got busted talking to my x-mistress.A woman I decided not to turn down quite a few years ago because quite a few years ago,I had a feeling my wife'y-type,"did something"but I had no proof,but refused to be be totally ignorant fool & from then on,"Turn Down Nothing But The Sheets". I've since then had to stop talking to the already x-mistress.& my ball&chain has confessed to her infidelities . Yet still shows signs of let's say shitty-ness. Life is short.Unconditional love is bullshit.So I find myself on x-Hamster filling out my personal section.I'm no homophobe but would still rather juice up my page w/ beautiful ladies.But if you just look like a beautiful lady & can fool me,,,You're In ! If you can fool me & get me to your house & we start feeling a little crazy,then I start feeling up you're skirt & stop feeling crazy because I feel balls ;;That's grounds for a possible double-A.(AA).Stands for Automatic Ass Whuppin'. Every woman gets a 5 from me.And no matter how fine or not so fine she is,points are added or subtracted depended own personality,attitude,couth,.Fine ass stuck up girls can easily get the rating of 4 w/ me. All women are allowed a certain level of stuck up ness. Keep it cool.And the biggest pair of breast I ever had in my hands,I let(ahem)slip through my fingers.So yeah I dream about the ones bigger than my head.But I like every shape of woman there is.Love Peace & Chicken Grease ya'll.